Diary of a Pool Cleaner

Because I Take Pride In My Fucking Job

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

What Was P. Diddy THINKING?!?!?

Being the Renaissance man that I am, I like to stay abreast of current events, you know, read the fucking papers and shit like that. I was, however, most distressed to read this news:

Rap star P Diddy has angered animal rights activists after penguins were used as a party piece at an event he was hosting in the US.

The animals were placed on a floating glass platform in a swimming pool at a hotel in South Beach, Florida.

Never mind the rights of the animals, what kind of a demented, mentally fucking ill person would risk getting a perfectly sparking fucking pool dirty with penguin shit? The important question here is what about the pool cleaner? Who's looking out for his rights?

(Link stolen from this bloke who calls himself "Farm Accident Digest," though his site seems to lack as of yet a single digest of any solitary farm accident.)


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